Castlevania Movie?
Nov 4, 2009 18:40:45 GMT
Post by SharpEar on Nov 4, 2009 18:40:45 GMT
IMDB has informed me that there is apparently an official motion picture "based on" (pfft) the Castlevania series.
As if we needed more proof that life is meaningless.
I'm not even going to begin to talk about what is wrong with the fact that this is happening. Introducing something as pure and perfect as Castlevania into an unstable environment of stupid vampire kids and Twilight movies (You know a generation has failed when their vampires glitter) is just a money-grubbing corporate assclownism. Konami and I used to be such good friends, too...
The apocalypse is coming, I'm telling you, and this movie is its harbinger.
As if we needed more proof that life is meaningless.
I'm not even going to begin to talk about what is wrong with the fact that this is happening. Introducing something as pure and perfect as Castlevania into an unstable environment of stupid vampire kids and Twilight movies (You know a generation has failed when their vampires glitter) is just a money-grubbing corporate assclownism. Konami and I used to be such good friends, too...
The apocalypse is coming, I'm telling you, and this movie is its harbinger.