Paul's Game Journal - Fallout: New Vegas

[Paul Smart]

Why hello there, welcome to Paul's Game Journal!
This is a new idea for me, it might not be continued, but I feel like it right now!

Basically, I want to make an entry for each day of gaming in a particular game, talking about events that happened. Obviously not all games will be suitable for this, but Fallout: New Vegas should work fine.

So here we go, read on!
But it will contain spoilers, of course.

[Paul Smart]

[ENTRY 1]

I died today!
Some twat in a stupid suit shot me in the fizzace, after flashing a poker chip at me! What's the point?!

Oh well, at least I woke up alive later in some weird doctor's house. He saved me, but he's still a bit of a noob, for making me create myself and prying into my personal details.

Out in town, there were very strange people. Mainly a robot, who apparently saved me, LOL WHATEVA! As if a robot has enough personality and emotion to dig up a body to find out if the person is still alive!
There was also a shop and a saloon, but they were boring, I hate people in this place.

There was one woman though, she taught me a thing or two about shooting bottles, ooohh, skill... Also she took me to shoot some Geckos... What a bitch, they were cute...

To recover from this horrible event of shooting cutie lizards that run at me with their mouths open (SO CUTE!), I'm ending today's entry, and going to bed! HMPH!!

[Paul Smart]

[ENTRY 2]

Ok, time for another day in sillyville.

Today I learned to pick flowers and make them into things by burning them on a campfire. I wonder what would happen if I burn the town... Maybe I'll get an ultimate weapon!
Maybe later...

Back in town, some twat was threatening to burn down the town, so I had a chat with him. He's nothing special, I could kick his ass with a straw. Talking to him made me level up though! OH YES, I'm so SKILL!
Anyway, this guy was looking for one of the Beatles, Ringo, who was hiding in the abandoned gas station. He plays cards, so it's obvious why he sucks at fighting, what a waste of time. At least play Yu-Gi-Oh!

Anyway, now that silly woman, Sunny, wants me to go around town to get peoples help for Ringo, and most of them are being stingy gits. Though I've only talked to 2 so far and one of them helped without any trouble, but the store owner isn't helping! What kinda name is Chet anyway, that says a lot about him.

On my wandering, looking for help, some weird old guy called Malcolm revealed he's been following me... Oh dear... But all he talked about was star bottlecaps and something about a treasure relating to them! Interesting, I'll keep an eye out!

That's all now though, this town fatigues me.

[Paul Smart]

[ENTRY 3]

I slept for a long time, I'm lazy, what do you want!

So I decided to go wandering today. Killed me some Coyotes, outside and inside a cave near town, and even a giant rad scorpion later! Holy mongolia!
I also decided to kill some random guys I came across who were part of some gang. They didn't greet me with the nicest existing words, so they don't deserve to live.

Oh great, they must have been from this camp nearby, there's tons more of them! They must be complete retards, the first one I saw in camp was walking against a rock with a tire iron out.
OW! GODDAMN IT! What twat set up all these mines everywh-OW!!!
I managed to steal like 3 of the 10 that I met, but then I levelled up again! Mwahahahaa!

Moving on... A correctional facility? Oh who is this loser asking if I'm here to party with the powder gangers, so they're in this place too!
They're thieves and murders, but I gave this guy 100 caps (about a third of my current wealth, damn it!) so that I could go in... I plan to kill 'em all!

What's with all the weird people walking into things...
Anyway, I talked to the leader, Eddie. He wanted me to do some kinda quest, which I guess I will, when I get around to it. I'm busy stealing things from your place and your people first.

Ok, now that I've stolen everything, I'm gonna head back to that town I woke up in to sell some of this crap, and get RICH!
I didn't get much money from that though, because I bought Stimpacks... Oh well, health over wealth!

I left town again and went wandering, and came across some guy who wants me to save his woman who's being raped by Geckos somewhere. I'm sure she's enjoying it, so I'll just leave her for now. Don't know where to find her anyway.
Oh wait, judging from all these Geckos running down from this hill, I guess she's up here... Fine, I killed the cuties, that woman better repay me very well!
THAT BASTARD LIED TO ME!! He just wanted me to clear the way so he could get to a stash, then he attacked me! If you can call that attacked, he died pretty much instantly because I'm awesome.

What the... I can walk through this live, angry Gecko, and no shots hit it... Cool, I can examine its butt!
And with that, I think I'll stay here for the night!

[Paul Smart]

[ENTRY 4]

Ok, I'm awake... OH GOD THE GECKO IS REAL NOW!
Right, I survived... Moving on.

Looks like my big discovery today is Primm, some... "Town", I guess. Not much of a town, it's just destruction and rubble, and stuff to STEAL! BWAHAHAA!
In the Sheriff's house, I found him and some woman DEAD! It wasn't me for once. I also fiddled about with a... Reloading Bench? And levelled up for doing so! Yay, level up for not knowing what I'm doing!

Oh look, a Casino with friendly people in. So this is where everybody from the town is. Nobody said anything interesting though, except some stuff about the guy who killed me. I already forgot what he said though.
Moving on, in the Hotel there were a lot of escaped convicts that the people are all hiding from. They're no biggie, easy peasy! So I managed to free Deputy Beagle, whoever that is. There wasn't much else of interest in the Hotel.

I moved on to explore outside some more, and there's some houses that I'm not allowed in... I'll go in them anyway, next time. I'm tired.

[Paul Smart]

[ENTRY 5]

After sleeping outside some houses randomly (there weren't any beds really), I'm ready to explore these houses I'm not allowed in.

I then wandered over to apparently a dry lake. I'm not sureh ow I knew that, because I suck at geography and stuff, but some magical text on my eyes told me that's what I found, so ok.
There were more gang people around, so I killed them of course. I'm so awesome, I haven't had to use a single healing item yet. OH LOOK I LEVELLED UP AGAIN!

Inside the highway patrol station... Oh crap, I might need to heal soon, look at them all! Nope, I'm just too skill, most of them were mantis' anyway.

Anyway, that's that building explored, and I have more special things to do now, so LATER!

[Paul Smart]

[ENTRY 6]

That guy I saved a while back gave me some information on where those people who killed me went. I guess I'll go there some day, but not any time soon probably! I have a new sheriff to find first... I should totally be the sheriff, but I'm too lazy to do anything special, so Meyers will do. But now he needs something from someone, BLAH! LATER!

After selling more junk in Goodsprings and convincing people to help with something I've forgotten what it's about now. Oh yeah, protecting Ringo of The Beatles. I guess I'm ready for that now that everybody's helping, so yeah, let's go!

Yay, all the Powder Ganger members have exploded because of that dynamite I convinced a guy to share!
Then I went to deal with MORE Powder Gangers! I'm getting sick of these guys, but this person was easy enough to convince to bugger off. I would have rather killed him, but I was feeling lazy.

Some more exploring led to some more deaths of various creatures big and small, until I reached another town place, Sloan. Yay, more stuff to steal, more people to talk to, and... Somebody wants a Deathclaw egg? Well at least this means I can get close to some Deathclaws, they're pretty hawt!
Whoa, screw that, they kill me way too quick!

My attempt to get a reward from a Powder Gang guy went tits up because they all hate me now, so I'll just kill them all... Yay, level up!

There's a lot of crap going on in a desert-ish area to the south that I found earlier. Ants, scorpions, gang members. Yay, lots of things to shoot! And so lots of things I shot.

Then I arrived at what looks like a town called Nipton... That's such a silly name that I need to take a break, but first, who is this guy at the entrance... Oh, he's won some kinda lottery, I'll just kill him then and... Now I've won the lottery, my ticket! Mwahahaa!
Also I want to sleep now, so tune in next time!

[Paul Smart]

[ENTRY 7]

I'm feeling really lazy with writing today...
Anyway, time to enter the town and look around.

Well I explored the deserted buildings, and killed some crucified guys, who were hung there by some weird Legion people who took over town or something. Thing I'm worried about.
Nearby town, I came across some weird crashed satellite! It said something about Old World Blues... I'm not sure what that's all about, but I have a feeling I shouldn't mess with this for now...

Back in town, the Town Hall had nothing special either. A bunch of dogs, which I killed.
Ooh, exploring gives me experience now? I just levelled up out of nowhere! I'm just that skill.

Anyway, continuing my journey to some place now, for some quest.
Oh my, lots of Geckos around here! I'll be fine though, I'll just wander through this radiation filled valley, hopefully I won't grow any extra limbs...
I SURVIVED! But now I want to go back to the other side and continue in the opposite direction. Luckily I can teleport!

What the... Night Stalkers, WHAT?! OH GOD, UGLY! DIE! DEIDIEDIEDIEII!! Whew... Oh look, level up!

Oh, I'm all tuckered out, or whatever people say. I'll just camp here outside this cave I found and explore it next entry...

[Paul Smart]

Actually, I've kinda lost interest in doing this.
Sorry to anybody that was enjoying it, it was fun for a day or two, but now I just want to play the game without having to write about it as I go.
So this is the end of Paul's Game Journal!