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Post by TeMato796 on Jan 10, 2010 17:02:40 GMT
Simple. You take the person's wish and make it something that they don't want; something miserable, terrible, or disgusting. Whatever it might be.
Example: me - I wish I had a brand new car! Rodeschild: Your wish is granted! However, what good is driving a car without your key?! Muhahahaha!
^something like that...
Okay, I'll start.
I wish I had a new working PC controller.
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 12, 2010 18:11:30 GMT
Your wish is granted! What good is playing a game with you PC controller without batteries?! Muhahahahaha!
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Post by Cztheron on Jan 16, 2010 19:13:48 GMT
Uh...I guess i'll make a wish then since Rodes didn't.
I wish VALVE would announce something about episode 3, either that or Black Mesa will stop getting delayed. 2009 release date...durrr.
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Post by fixa46 on Jan 17, 2010 9:46:37 GMT
You wish has been granted. Let me spoil that Gordon Freeman gets horribly killed and Alyx has a baby with a Vortigaunt. There you are!
And me? I wish I had enough Microsoft Points to buy Duke Nukem 3D on the Xbox 360 :<
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 17, 2010 10:18:36 GMT
Your wish has been granted. You now have -1 Microsoft Points!
I wish I could go back in time and play the awesome but abanboned games.
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SharpEar
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Post by SharpEar on Jan 18, 2010 0:35:52 GMT
Granted, Rodes. Here, have all the greatest abandoned games of all time. *Chops off your hands* Mwahahaha!!
I wish for a month's rent and possibly a box of donuts.
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Post by fixa46 on Jan 19, 2010 14:24:36 GMT
Your wish has been granted. Now the donuts make you look like a policeman and you are being killed by criminals. (Also, no one pays rent)
I wish I would find the Alien Shotgun in Borderlands.
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Post by Paul Smart on Jan 19, 2010 16:56:18 GMT
Your wish is granted! But as soon as you obtain it, your game will crash, your computer will freeze, and then it will never again start up.
I wish... Lara Croft was real and she wanted me!
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 19, 2010 17:32:44 GMT
Your wish is granted! She will walk up to you with a knife and chop off your penis.
I wish I could see the future.
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Post by fixa46 on Jan 20, 2010 13:43:28 GMT
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 21, 2010 19:05:10 GMT
Your wish has been granted! The first women you see is one of the ugliest women in the world!
I wish I had a faster computer.
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SharpEar
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Not a dunmer, but fancies them.
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Post by SharpEar on Jan 22, 2010 8:58:02 GMT
Your wish is granted! Here, install these suspicious 3rd party graphical drivers and your machine will fly, pwomise.
I wish for a stronger wireless connection, so I can decrease the amount of time boobs take to enter my computer screen.
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 23, 2010 11:03:38 GMT
Your wish is granted. The wireless connection sucks up ALL the bandwidth and causes your internet provider to slow your connection down.
I wish my computer could handle high graphiced games.
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Post by Cztheron on Jan 23, 2010 14:13:23 GMT
Granted, but the enhancement begins to put your computer under so much strain that it eventually explodes and showers the room in flaming hot shrapnel...
I wish Paul MacCartney would drive my car.
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 24, 2010 10:19:29 GMT
Your wish is granted. Paul Mcartney drives so fast that he crashes your car into a tree.
I wish I could play games that aren't released yet.
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