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Post by fixa46 on Jan 24, 2010 12:21:35 GMT
You wish has been granted! Enjoy your Big Rigs II.
I wish I would die horribly and all my relatives would be killed.
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 25, 2010 18:31:07 GMT
Your wish is granted. Your relatives tell you to fall off a cliff and you will, and they wont get killed, they fool you.
I wish Xen existed so I could bring back a cute little headcrab to earth.
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Post by Cztheron on Jan 29, 2010 23:26:22 GMT
Granted, but it turns out to be debeaked and so ruins any twisted dreams you have of conquering humanity is ruined. Oh and as a side effect the army shows up and caps yo ass.
I wish I could of watched more of Paul's streaming of Red faction... The boss fight was great, and my cry of "destroy teh computerz" was answered!
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 30, 2010 10:48:19 GMT
Your wish is granted, but for getting to watch paul's streaming before it's even uploaded you find Dr. Hax (from gmod idiot box) in your room.
I wish I had all the achievements for Portal.
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Post by Cztheron on Jan 31, 2010 14:59:26 GMT
Granted, but GLaDOS possess' your PC and turns you into cake.
I wish I could wish upon a star.
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Post by Paul Smart on Jan 31, 2010 16:04:44 GMT
Your wish is granted, you are suddenly teleported onto a nearby star so that you may wish upon it, but you just end up burning to death.
I wish I had a cupboard that, every time I open it, a randomly generated item of chocolate would be in there (eg: an aero bar, a cream egg, etc)
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Post by Cztheron on Jan 31, 2010 20:30:22 GMT
Granted, but you become Lactose intolerant, and the constant supply of chocolate makes your head asplode.
I wish I hadn't missed Jonathan Coulton's concert in Dublin... D'OH!
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Post by Rodeschild on Feb 1, 2010 18:27:30 GMT
Your wish is granted, after watching it your PC and TV blows up.
I wish I had 1 million microsoft points.
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gunsaretoys
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I'm not crazy........ ok... maby a little
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Post by gunsaretoys on Feb 4, 2010 1:59:42 GMT
Your wish is granted, you get a card that has 1 million microsoft points.... too bad someone cut off the last couple of numbers in the activation code.
I wish I could own a real gun.
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Post by Rodeschild on Feb 4, 2010 17:36:22 GMT
Granted, the gun moves by itself and kills your family.
I wish I could prevent hacking in every game I play.
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gunsaretoys
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I'm not crazy........ ok... maby a little
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Post by gunsaretoys on Feb 5, 2010 1:30:32 GMT
Granted! Those HAXZORS will never trouble you again, now all you're games will constantly lag.
I wish I where famous.
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Post by Rodeschild on Feb 6, 2010 9:30:06 GMT
Granted, but after a while paul gets jealous and assasinates you.
I wish I had over a million pounds of money to spend.
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Post by Cztheron on Feb 7, 2010 14:35:22 GMT
Granted, but Britain accepts the Euro and now your punts are worthless, mha hahahahah!
I wish Ireland still had the pound. Euro sucks, I mean, two cent for a penny sweet! Why the phuck do we have one cent coins?
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Post by Rodeschild on Feb 13, 2010 11:01:27 GMT
Granted, but then government change it back in 1 second.
I wish I could complete every game on hard without playing it before.
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Post by Cztheron on Feb 20, 2010 22:25:56 GMT
Granted, but they aren't developed properly, eg. episode 3 is just pink and black textures with the error sign replacing enemies.
I wish that Mass Effect 2 wasn't so damn addicting.
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