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Post by Rodeschild on Feb 24, 2010 18:11:02 GMT
Granted, but then Bioware come round to your house and force you to play it for the rest of your life without stopping, and if you stop once they will excecute you.
I wish I could complete achievements for games much quicker.
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Post by Cztheron on Feb 27, 2010 11:54:27 GMT
Granted, but you become such a scorewhore that you die from exhaustion.
I wish I could fly...IN A ROFLCOPTER.
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Post by Rodeschild on Feb 28, 2010 19:09:49 GMT
Granted, but then the power of microsoft sam's soi soi soi noise takes it down.
I wish I had 1000000 xbox live gamerscore.
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Post by TeMato796 on Mar 6, 2010 20:44:18 GMT
Granted, but you did not state whether you wanted that to be the absolute value, so you are given -1000000 points. Have a nice day.
I wish I could speak Japanese.
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Post by Rodeschild on Mar 11, 2010 18:27:09 GMT
Granted, but then lots of Japanese sluts come running towards you all wanting a piece of you.
I wish I could get past the "Loose Ends" mission on Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran difficulty.
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Post by TeMato796 on Mar 12, 2010 3:50:11 GMT
Your wish is granted, mate! However, the next level on Veteran gets ya, so you're pretty much stuck.
I wish I had something nice to soothe my head that's full of shit.
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Post by Rodeschild on Mar 13, 2010 17:26:23 GMT
Granted, but then you take too much at one point and your head explodes.
I wish I could become a soldier at this young age.
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Post by TeMato796 on Mar 14, 2010 4:29:57 GMT
You are now allowed to be a soldier at your current age; however, you are forced into a small, crowded camp with the rest of the young soldiers and life does not turn out to be as fun as you thought.
I wish problems between myself and my girlfriend could be easier to solve.
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Post by Rodeschild on Mar 15, 2010 17:39:33 GMT
Granted, but the problems get worse and worse to solve and eventually become unsolvable making you and your gf break up.
I wish I had the power to kill any cheaters I see in a game.
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Post by TeMato796 on Mar 27, 2010 5:01:23 GMT
Granted, but with each kill, evidence that you've killed these people is left behind, leaving the police to trace you and now you're sentenced to death. Life is fun, isn't it?
I wish I never had to sleep.
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Post by Cztheron on Mar 30, 2010 18:52:25 GMT
Granted, but sleep deprevation leads you to believe that your house is being invaded by frog men from Mars.
Needless to say, you cause trouble and the authorities are called.
I wish that L4D2 expert wasn't so fucking pain inducing because of Chargers. Or as I call them, fucker-uppers.
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Post by Rodeschild on Apr 2, 2010 9:59:43 GMT
Granted, but then the Tank gets more health and becomes MUCH more harder to kill, and also one hit from him = death.
I wish I was much better at playing Modern Warfare 2 online.
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Post by TeMato796 on Apr 8, 2010 19:00:13 GMT
Your skill at playing Modern Warfare 2 online has increased, but it's not good enough to defeat less than half the pros that play online there.
I wish I had a new PS3 controller.
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Post by Rodeschild on Apr 9, 2010 9:48:17 GMT
Granted, but it takes batteries that don't exist on Earth. So yeah, you're pretty much screwed.
I wish there were time machines so I could go back in time.
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Post by TeMato796 on Apr 10, 2010 6:28:55 GMT
You are now standing in front of a very innovative time machine. You may specify what period in time you would like to enter, be it future or past. However, once the decision is made, there is no way to get back to the present.
I wish my body was able to resist some physics of gravity.
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