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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 4, 2009 19:46:05 GMT
Yo momma so fat that she eats pasta with hands.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 4, 2009 21:51:34 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that when she goes to the swimming pool and it does actually allow bombing, she blows up the entire building.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 5, 2009 10:26:46 GMT
Yo momma so far that when she farted in NY, the people though there is a gas attack.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 5, 2009 17:24:25 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that when she buys a sandwich, she throws it away and then eats 200 packets of crisps within 20 minutes.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 6, 2009 17:02:43 GMT
Yo momma's head so big that she doesn't need umbrella when it's raining.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 6, 2009 17:55:00 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that when she sees the statue of liberty, she thinks the guy is holding a penis.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 7, 2009 6:42:03 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that on IQ test she had 1 point.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 7, 2009 10:25:16 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that she didn't know how to multiply by 0 in maths class.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 9, 2009 8:03:01 GMT
Yo momma so fat, that her belly is blocking her vision.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 10, 2009 17:15:36 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that she thought 1+1 was 0.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 11, 2009 17:21:51 GMT
Yo momma so fat that she is sinking in Red sea.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 11, 2009 17:47:42 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that she falls at 700mph when she skydives.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 12, 2009 17:30:27 GMT
Yo momma so fat, that when she is sitting on the top of the train when she's traveling.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 12, 2009 18:32:48 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that a plane is meant to go at an altitude of 30,000 ft but when she gets on the plane it only goes at an altitude of 5,000 ft.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 17, 2009 17:29:31 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she doesn't remember what she ate for breakfast (if it's lunch time).
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