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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 30, 2009 19:52:39 GMT
Yo momma so ugly, that one headhumper denied to breakfast with her head :S
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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 31, 2009 3:28:54 GMT
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped, she went straight to hell.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 31, 2009 11:13:22 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she asked: Do the olives have legs? I told her: Yes, they do! She said: Ah, good, so the thing I ate this morning wasn't cockroach, YUM.
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 31, 2009 17:02:01 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that when she goes on a plane, she explodes from the pressure...oh wait, the plane wouldn't even take off!
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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 31, 2009 18:09:07 GMT
Yo momma so fat it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 31, 2009 19:04:36 GMT
Yo momma so fat that she got to buy every newspaper, book, envelope(in some cases even stamps) from a news-agent, and use them as toilet paper.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 1, 2009 12:04:51 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that when she sees her boyfriend's penis, she shoots it (thinking it was a zombie).
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Post by TeMato796 on Nov 2, 2009 11:20:43 GMT
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped onto Wal-Mart, she langed right on Staples.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 2, 2009 13:05:06 GMT
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped from the surface of the sun, she made a black hole.
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 2, 2009 17:25:10 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that when she goes to the bar, she eats the building.
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 2, 2009 19:45:02 GMT
Yo momma so fat that when I saw her I thought she was a sh*t factory. (sorry for the bad words )
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 3, 2009 17:26:05 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid she thought a kid with a candy cane had chopped someone's penis off.
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Post by TeMato796 on Nov 4, 2009 4:09:03 GMT
Yo momma so stupid when she bough a chainsaw advertised on a billboard saying it cuts a whole truck load of wood and she returns it saying it only cut half a truck load, the clerk turns it on and your mom goes "What's that noise?!"
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Post by mitko1251 on Nov 4, 2009 11:47:26 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that when she saw me camping behind box on "Counter-Strike", she said me "hey, this box isn't the toilet".
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Post by Rodeschild on Nov 4, 2009 16:42:08 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that she eats 1295 chocolate bars within 10 minutes and asks for seconds.
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