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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 12, 2010 18:12:39 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that when she goes swimming and dives in, she says: "Where's the water?"
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Post by TeMato796 on Mar 7, 2010 4:35:41 GMT
Yo momma so stupid she failed a DUI examination before the test was even given, pulling over on the left side of the road instead of the right.
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Post by Rodeschild on Mar 13, 2010 17:29:38 GMT
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Post by TeMato796 on Mar 14, 2010 4:25:24 GMT
Yo momma so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid!
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Post by Rodeschild on Mar 15, 2010 17:43:01 GMT
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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PoPSkenny
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Post by PoPSkenny on Aug 5, 2010 15:13:05 GMT
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 22, 2010 15:45:35 GMT
Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test.
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Post by halosucks32 on Apr 12, 2012 2:06:12 GMT
your mom is so ugly she scares her own shadow!
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Post by azraelx661 on May 19, 2012 22:36:54 GMT
Yomomma's so stupid that when I said it was a bit chilly outside, she then ran outside with a spoon.
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