toofeal
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Post by toofeal on Dec 12, 2009 17:19:35 GMT
YO MUMMA EATS THA FRIDGE!!!
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Post by Rodeschild on Dec 14, 2009 17:13:52 GMT
YO MUMMA EATS THA FRIDGE!!! That's why yo mumma is fat!
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Post by TeMato796 on Dec 20, 2009 17:22:24 GMT
Yo momma so fat I tried to stop laughing the the floor kept cracking up.
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Post by Rodeschild on Dec 21, 2009 11:02:26 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that she thought the word "the" was a verb.
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Post by TeMato796 on Dec 25, 2009 23:35:47 GMT
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
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Post by Rodeschild on Dec 26, 2009 10:43:41 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that she thought a pile of mud on the ground was chocolate.
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Post by TeMato796 on Dec 29, 2009 3:12:17 GMT
Yo momma so fat that the National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.
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Post by Rodeschild on Dec 29, 2009 11:41:52 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that she let off a fart that made a tsunami hit northern russia by Global Warming.
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toofeal
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Post by toofeal on Jan 2, 2010 13:01:03 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that she let off a fart that made a tsunami hit northern russia by Global Warming. Yo Mumma STARTED GLOBAL WARMING!
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 2, 2010 13:06:10 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that when she goes skydiving from 30,000 feet she reaches ground level in 1 second.
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toofeal
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Post by toofeal on Jan 2, 2010 14:58:32 GMT
Yo Mumma so fat that she drank up the sea because she thought it was a starter of chicken soup!
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 3, 2010 12:28:27 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that she couldn't fit inside her house.
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Post by TeMato796 on Jan 8, 2010 7:25:07 GMT
Yo momma so fat when she was hit by a semi-truck, she says "Who threw that pebble?"
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Post by Rodeschild on Jan 9, 2010 10:36:47 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that she was hit by a T-72 tank and sent it flying from Russia to Neptune.
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Post by TeMato796 on Jan 10, 2010 16:59:14 GMT
Yo momma so fat she jumps into the Pacific Ocean and claims that it's the smallest kitty pool she's ever been in.
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