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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 25, 2009 22:13:16 GMT
Yo momma so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 26, 2009 11:27:24 GMT
Yo momma so fat that she uses sashes named "Equator".
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 26, 2009 18:19:49 GMT
Yo mumma so small she could sit in a matchbox and stretch out her legs.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 26, 2009 18:34:07 GMT
Yo momma house so big that she can bring all predators in her house and still have place for the birds.
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 26, 2009 18:40:17 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that when she jumps into the pool theres a tidal wave.
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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 27, 2009 3:25:41 GMT
Yo momma so old when I told her to act her own age, she died.
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 27, 2009 17:28:59 GMT
Yo mumma so ugly that when she stays out late, she gets laid by 50 mexicans.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 27, 2009 17:48:52 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that when I told her 1+1=? she told me yes, I'm 2 stupid (no sense at all )
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 27, 2009 19:00:33 GMT
Yo mumma so fat that when she eats 10 packets of crisps she still has room for 63 more.
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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 28, 2009 3:46:03 GMT
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 28, 2009 18:01:28 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that when she went to Geography class, she jogged around the class.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 28, 2009 19:30:23 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she falls when she hits the cable of the wireless phone.
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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 29, 2009 2:14:21 GMT
Yo momma so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and starved.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 29, 2009 12:11:42 GMT
Yo momma so fat she ate mushrooms for dinner, and never heard the clock again.
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 30, 2009 18:17:51 GMT
Yo mumma so stupid that when she walks into a garden centre, she asks if she can have the greenhouse in any other colour.
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