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Post by Rodeschild on Sept 12, 2009 11:08:23 GMT
Yo mumma so small she had to bungee jump off a kerb :]
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Post by TeMato796 on Sept 13, 2009 4:05:36 GMT
Yo momma so fat it took a train and two buses to get on her good side.
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Post by Roxas12 on Sept 14, 2009 7:57:12 GMT
j00 momma is so ugley... she doesn't have a good site :<
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Post by TeMato796 on Sept 14, 2009 10:22:50 GMT
Yo momma so fat that when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYONE.
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Post by 1 on Sept 14, 2009 15:49:39 GMT
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Post by TeMato796 on Sept 14, 2009 19:50:51 GMT
Yo momma so fat that when she goes outside in a red sweater, all the little kids yell "KOOL-AID!"
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Post by arbitor365 on Sept 14, 2009 20:25:40 GMT
i remember this one from the star wars robot chicken special
"yo mama so fat, she made jabba the hut say DDDAAAAAAAMNNNNN!!!!!"
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Post by TeMato796 on Sept 14, 2009 20:42:06 GMT
Yo momma so ugly they moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Post by ceracecar on Sept 30, 2009 0:28:20 GMT
Yo mamma is so old she sat next to Jesus in "The Last Supper"
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Post by TeMato796 on Sept 30, 2009 2:28:46 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that when she missed bus number 44, she took number 22 twice.
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Post by shawnenjump on Oct 9, 2009 21:41:12 GMT
your mama so fat when she was pregnant no body knew
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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 10, 2009 5:08:18 GMT
Yo momma so fat that when she breast feeds, Kool-Aid comes out.
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Post by mitko1251 on Oct 25, 2009 14:37:22 GMT
Yo momma's so fat, that when she told me her weight I though she is giving me her phone number
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Post by TeMato796 on Oct 25, 2009 21:41:11 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon.
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Post by Rodeschild on Oct 25, 2009 22:06:52 GMT
Yo mumma so sick that people look forward to her farts.
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